Amusing Stories From The Royce Casket Company

Employment Desperation

When the bill collectors are after you, you have to do what you have to do.

 Pumpkin Pie

            The apple is not the only forbidden fruit.

 Can’t Call in Dead

            You better get to work whether you are dead or alive.

 The High Jump

Go deep into this Brooklyn neighborhood and find out the task you must complete to quality for the leap into manhood.

The Pimp With A Limp

         The story of cheating husband with nine lives.

 Limo

He is no Mickey Mouse, but he brought so much 
         joy to so many families.
The End Bread Revolution
         You can’t push a man around who is willing to die for
         what he believes in.
    Triple crossed

When you are a gangster you can’t be trusted and you can’t trust anyone.

Mudslinging

                             It can really get dirty in the political arena.

When The Weird Meets The Wicked

Enter into the twisted mind of Alex Bushnik and you won’t know whether to laugh or cry.